• baby: A-a
  • mom: Apple? Say apple.
  • baby: *jumps*
24.07.14

itachisqueen:

That girl you just called a bitch? That’s actually sasuke uchiha 

(via strawberryblob)

24.07.14
nidaleefanclub:

*dog accent* yes how may help

nidaleefanclub:

*dog accent* yes how may help

(Source: petapeta, via ilinalta)

24.07.14
dulceturquesa:

you don’t understand mom, it’s for school

dulceturquesa:

you don’t understand mom, it’s for school

(via strawberryblob)

24.07.14

kingcheddarxvii:

videohall:

Man’s worst enemy

The Silent Battle

(via dorimogemon)

24.07.14
penis-hilton:

me @ your weak ass anon hate

penis-hilton:

me @ your weak ass anon hate

(Source: crystalcobweb, via ilinalta)

24.07.14
  • baby: t- t-
  • parents: the baby's first words!
  • baby: t- thh- th-
  • parents: three??? thing???
  • baby: t- tha- tha-
  • baby: That’s right, I am Kira. And what can you do? Kill me right here? Hear this: I’m not only Kira, but I’m also God of the new world. Kira has become law in the world we now live. He’s the one who’s maintaining order. I have become justice, the only hope for mankind. Kill me? Is that really the right thing to do? Since Kira’s appearance six years ago, wars have stopped and global crime rates have been reduced by over 70%, but it’s not enough! This world is still rotten… with too many rotten people…. Somebody has to do this! And when I first got that notebook all those years ago, I knew I had to do it—no, I was the only one who could! I understood that killing people was a crime. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY! THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED! A purpose given to me! Only I could do it! Who else could’ve done it and come this far?! WOULD THEY’VE KEPT GOING?! … The only one… who can create a new world… is me…
24.07.14

moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
image

(via hanayuni)

24.07.14

royai-sexual:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

this is my favourite fucking picture on the internet and the fact that it has an accompanying audio post makes me wanna cry tears of joy.

(via nowwheresmynut)

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24.07.14
adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

(via mrdino770)

24.07.14