thornado
thortoise
my neighbor thortoro
Thorchic
thorns
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23.05.12
Pizza Rolls on Pizza Bagel bites On Personal Pizzas on a Pizza.
America.
what a nice salad
what a nice salad
what a nice salad
WHAT A NICE SALAD….
what a nice salad
what a nice salad
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23.05.12
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
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23.05.12
I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
more importantly who names their kid tani
what color are the stickers
more importantly what brand are the stickers
are they easy peel-off
which ones are scratch-and-sniff?
they also have those puffy stickers. those are awesome.
Are the stickers of superheroes or My Little Pony?
(Source: kimburrit0, via lyfelyne)
23.05.12
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
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23.05.12
